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🎧🎧🎧YOU🎧🎧🎧PLUG🎧🎧🎧IN🎧🎧🎧YOUR🎧🎧🎧HEADPHONES🎧🎧🎧AND🔊🔊🔊TURN🔊🔊🔊UP🔊🔊🔊THE🔊🔊🔊SOUND🔊🔊🔊

💚	I accept the conditions of use without even knowing the purpose 💚
🧡	It sparks my interest, but I have to go shopping.
💜	I'd rather play a game.
🤎	Leave me alone.

🪞 💀

FIND YOUR SELF

FIND YOUR SHELF

🪃

FIND YOUR ELF

FIND YOUR SHELL

Do you laugh at your mistakes?

Do you stop to look forward?

Do you think you say the truth?

Do you think you have answers?

Do you think you have enough with what you have?

Can you lose your mind to win?

Do you think you know what do you win when you loose ?

Does enough never end?

📦

🥒	I want to feel like a houseplant with goals.
🍑	I want personal growth that would look good on Instagram.
🍄	I’d prefer an experience free of opinions and emotions.
🌶️	I like strong sensations and extreme practices.

To live on love is not compatible with your mission, more proactive violence is required. Yoo choose another avatar:

🦈

🦖

🎃

⚽

You look big enough, you are invited to give :

👛

🧠

🎁

📦

I agree with you, freedom tastes like stale yoghurt. It will expire :

yesterday	tomorrow
never	forever

You look brave, it's better to choose a safeword :

🍑

🍆

🍎

💊

🔨 🥗 🥄 ⏰ 🔨 🥄

🚽

🌽	In the past, when real lavender fields still existed.
🍌	In my grandmother wardrobe, hiding with a boy when I was seven.
🍋	In a supermarket, cleaning aisle
🧀	I don't want to stay here, it stinks so much, please help me to leave this horrible space.

Reality is fake news invented by Disney children. You close this chapter and turn the page. Your new one looks like :

🍑

🍆

🍎

💊

You open the door and choose your new costume :

👙

🍆

👠

🐇

Dirty boy. You need to wash your :

🍑

🍆

🧠

💰

After three weeks without a shower, you need to take responsibility and don't feel guilty anymore about:

🍑

🍆

🧸

💊

☣️

☢️ 💡 🛟️ 🛟️

✴️ 🛟️ 🍩 😶️ 😮️ 🟢 💋

🫗	Giving is a way to dissolve my ego.
🍾	It is giving something back to the world that has already given me so much.
🥜	I don't have enough to lose more.
🍰	I think I know what I'm gaining when I think I'm losing.
🥤	What do we win in this game?
🥠	I prefer free things.

You will come back to yourself to reconnect with your :

🧸

🧠

🐚

👠

Your generosity is a proof of danger. You must now cultivate a healthy:

🍷

🧨

🕹️

👠

You turn obstacles into:

🎨

🛒

🍷️

🪓

Emptiness is Truth. Certitude is a cup without coffee. But you add:

🌭

🪳

🍷️

💸

You play with a new toy and continue to ignore the rules of:

🎲

🛒

🪆️

🔫

Freedom has a wrong taste, but you discover the new fragrance:

🍔

🦖

❤️‍🩹️

📌

⛺ ⛺

⛺ 🍹

🍸🏆🍷🧃🍺🥤⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵⛵

🏝️	Yes, I want to go to the local supermarket.
🚽	I'm thirsty to face the world and take on the most difficult goals.
🔌	No because I am a robot that no longer needs water to live.
🪣	I am hungry.

You will never be alone anymore, your new friend is :

🍡

🍌

🍆️

🌶️

Determination can lead you to :

🚧

🕳️

🛢️️

🚦

I am happy you start to look like :

🪞

🕳️

🛢️️

🪩

The last time this happened, you ended up :

😃

🕳️

🛒️

🪩

📈 📉 📊 🕸️ 🍭 🍪 🕸️ 🍪

🏝️	Yes, it is my favourite supermarket indeed.

🔲 🛣️ 🛞

🧶

🛎️️	Too late I’m already here.
🛝️	Yes, I am always up to new experiences.
🎱	It means I will have to walk on the highway.
🪄️	I am really too lazy for that.

You press the buttons when you finally arrive at the supermarket :

▶️

🕳️

⏪

⏩

🏦 🔮 ⏳ 🏦 🌅 🪟🪟

🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒

🛒️	The oversized double-decker with a child seat for my inner s-hell-f.
🛒️	A biodegradable woven basket hand-assembled by someone who definitely meditates.
🛒️	The normal cart — Unobtrusive, unnoticeable. I want to blend in with the crowd.
🛒️	No cart. I am a courageous person ready for any effort.

🧭 🪩 ✨ 🎇

🧨🛒🧨🛒🧨🛒🧨🛒🧨🛒🧨🛒🧨🛒🧨

💭♟️🎲🕹

🎲 🃏 🃏 🃏 🃏 🃏 🃏 🃏

✏️

️️	I'd like to be more confident and feel less out of step with the implicit rules of collective sociability.
️	I'm fine like this.
️	I'd like to be less shy and manage to talk to someone sometimes.
️	I'd like to forget all the political information I've stored up. over the last few years
️	I'd like to be so relaxed that nothing would matter anymore.
️	I'd like to discover new temporary emotions, little free snacks for my ego.

🚧 ⚽

⚽

🕶 🥋 👻 ❄️ ⛄️ ⛄️ 👻 ⛄️ 🧳 🧊️ ️💦 ️💦 ️🖖 ️🦴 🦕️

🍦	My inner child, aged 7, bursting with imagination, so carefree that he hasn't yet realized the necessity of social networking.
🍧	Me last week, but better lit and better made up.
🍨	Me still full of ambition, not yet disillusioned by the glass ceiling and class warfare.
🍡️	Me if I'd managed to leave my parents and find myself a friend, a girlfriend, and a boyfriend

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

️⛽

️

CAN YOU

🛢

🎰

️

🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊

🛢️ 🥩 🥩 💝

🔥✅❌⭐✅❌⭐⭐✅‍🔥✅🚯⭐⭐✅❌✅🚯⭐⭐⭐⭐✅❌✅⭐⭐⭐

🌲

✈️ ✈️

🟤	Coca-Cola - I gain points in social aptitude thanks to my conformism when it comes to consumption. I stand straighter, I smile, I'm ready to commit to a happier life. The other customers start waving at me as I pass.
🟢	Sprite - I plan to become more playful. I'm going to take life less seriously and gradually turn into a troll.I'll be able to feast on the suffering of others.
🟠	Fanta - I can't claim to be an alpha male or female so I'm falling back on this solution within my grasp.Nevertheless, this drink will give me a bit more fantasy and allow me to develop my imagination.
🚭️	Heineken - My stress will dissolve in the alcohol and for a few hours I won't think about it anymore. It won't change me profoundly, but it's all I'm capable of right now.
☢️️	RedBull - This whole adventure has made me so tired that I need some energy.

🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊🍎🍏🍊

🪳🪲🪳🐞🪲🐞🪳🪲🪳🐞🪳🪲🪳🐞🪳🪲🪳🪳

🔫️

💊 🪝

💊

💄	I'm looking for a great version of myself that can do everything in one. Will this can do the trick? Are there any promotions if you take a large quantity?
	Do you sell confidence in recycled packaging? I think it's a bit of a shame to pollute with my new life goals.
🥚	I received a bad me, do you think I can exchange it?
🧸	Do you find it effective against existential angst?
💊️️	Are you real or just a manifestation of my mind in search of satisfaction?

💸️

🏁

♾️❓➕

❗➖🆘

➗⭕🟰

💯💲

🪩 😶‍🌫️ 🪩 🏐 🎃 🎃 🐚

🤢 🧩 🪹 🪺

☝🏿🫰🏻👉🫴🏼🤜☝🏿🫰🏻👉🫴🏼🤜☝🏿🫰🏻👉🫴🏼🤜☝🏿🫰🏻👉

🗝️	I'm of good will, I draw my bank cart at once. Once I rub it against the magnetic strip, a little music signals my good deed.
🔨️	I hesitate, when I stick my card to the device, it doesn't work immediately. A voice rings out: “You need to show more conviction with your purchase”.
🕯️	I've forgotten my bank card, so I open my wallet and a grimacing emoji appears on the screen. A voice explains to me “It's okay for once but we won't make exceptions next time, cash is not recommended to get ahead in life”.
🧯	I don't have any money on me. The system jams. A security alarm goes off and guards come to pick me up. I have to do some work in kind so I can take my can with me.

💖 💐 🎁 📦 🎁

🔥🍫🥦👠🌲🌹🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋🌲👠🦖🍫🥦🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋🦖🌹🔥🔥🍫🥦 👠🌲🌹🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋🌲👠🦖🍫🥦🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋🦖🌹🔥🔥🍫🥦👠🌲🌹🍑🌲 ⛔🎃🍷🍋🌲👠🦖🍫🥦🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋🦖🌹🔥🔥🍫🥦👠🌲🌹🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋 🌲👠🦖🍫🥦🍑🌲⛔🎃🍷🍋🦖🌹🔥🔥🍫🥦👠🌲

🏦

🌱	5 stars - it might affect someone's job if I don't give it a good rating.
🍀	5 stars and I write a long comment full of compliments, hoping to get noticed positively.
🍃	I write a long comment criticizing everything and bashing the creators of this rotten app.
🪨	I put 0 and delete the app

🧹 🕳️

🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥

🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢

🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥

🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢

🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥🛢️🔥

🫤 🫤

⛄	I hesitate between my neighbor and the supermarket employee, hoping to seduce them with this beautiful intention.
🐚️	No one, I've already drunk the can and it didn't taste good.
🌵	The whole karma thing creeps me out, so I decided to empty the can at the foot of a plane tree. They're notoriously resilient.
🥀	I gave it to a homeless man, but he didn't like it so in response he spat at me. He told me that he only drank water and that he was already intoxicated enough as it was. He concluded the exchange by yelling at me to go fuck myself with my charity.